quotes = new Array();
quotes[0]=""To teach is to learn twice" -Joseph Joubert";
quotes[1]=""Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it." -Confucious";
quotes[2]=""Stupid questions are better than stupid mistakes." -Japanese proverb";
quotes[3]=""Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness." -Chuang Tzu ";
quotes[4]=""There is more to life than increasing it's speed." -Ghandi ";
quotes[5]=""If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both."";
quotes[6]=""To talk goodness is not good. Only to do it is." -Chinese Proverb";
quotes[7]=""Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet." -African Proverb ";
quotes[8]=""Live as you will wish to have lived when you are dying." -Christian F. Gellert";
quotes[9]=""The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials." -Lin Yutang";
quotes[10]=""Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance." - Confucious";
quotes[11]=""Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing" - Confucious";
quotes[12]=""A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." -Erin Majors";
quotes[13]="Did you enjoy your visit? Share your thoughts and <a href='http://us.geocities.yahoo.com/gb/sign?member=bender_the_offender42'><font color=#dddddd>sign</font></a> my guestbook!!";
quotes[14]="If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything";
quotes[15]="&quot;Joy is not in things; it is in us.&quot; -Richard Wagner";
document.write('<font color=#999999>'+quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)]+'</font>');